Friday, 24 April 2009

• Urban Dictionary Meme

  There's a meme going around right now, and I'm not sure who started it, but I got it from Johnny. It's pretty simple and hilarious, so I'm joining in, and I recommend that you do, too. All you do is this: Go to Urban Dictionary, type your name in the search box at the top right, and tell us what you get. Warning: language and content to follow are obscene.

  Nate -

  1 - a sexual action performed by a man that involves having heterosexual relations and ejaculating vertically into one's own mouth, instead of onto or into the female. Also can be done as a solo ejaculation move.
  1. Guy 1: "Yo, I definitely pulled a nate last night, shot it right into my mouth, she had no idea what was going on!"
  Guy 2: "Man I've got to try that, but how's the taste?"
  2. That girl was so nasty, i blacked in before i came, luckily i still had enough time to pull out and pull a nate
  3. So I'm J.O.'ing last night and yawned right as i came, landed right in my mouth. I think it was the first unintentional pulling a nate ever.

  2 - Another word for "nigger" that white people can call black people freely without getting their asses kicked.
  Jamal you dirty nate. You stole my car and fucked my sister.

  3 - When you have a boner that doesn't move the pants. You normally get away with it unless someone bumps into you or has the nerve to touch it. A wonderful feeling when you see that extremely hot horny girl who is a slut in your grade that you would total bone. Yea, that one in English class with the double d boobs that bites her pen while delibrately looking at your junk. Yea, you know what I'm talking about. She has wet panties anytime you look at her.
  Person 1: Dude, did you see that girl in English today? Oh my god!!!
  Person 2: Yea, she had her eyes on you all day.
  Person 1: Thank god I only had a Nate. Otherwise, I would have been humiliated!
  Person 2: Rofl, noob...

  4 - A guy who comes between two people at completely inappropriate times.
  "Dude, why'd you have to nate me and that hot girl?"

  5 - A universal noun. You can substitute the word "nate" to become any object.
  Tap me that nate = Give me that thing
  Buku nates = A large amount of things
  Where are the nates at = Where are my friends at

  6 - a best friend, a person who will always be there, a person who you can trust with your life. The person you listen to above everyone else, the person who can make you smile on the worst day. A person you can love with all of your heart no matter what happens.
  you: i hate you, go die.
  nate: i love you too

  7 - a male about 15-16 years old that is a complete stereotype of the common nerd/geek. he also may, or may not, be of the jewish faith.
  hey, you see that nate over there? he's such a geek.

  Out of those, I definitely choose 6. That's spot on. The rest, though.... Anyway, that was just Nate. There's great stuff for Nathan, Nathaniel (though not Nathanael, unfortunately, so if you want to make up a definition for me, go ahead), Elisha, and Rudolph. Those are certainly worth a laugh. Seriously, go try your name and tell me what you get. This is fun.

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